Hinglish Adult and Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost...
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Chut-Marie Ke!

Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya. Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The. Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!" Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya; Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi! Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend Ya Boyfriend Ho. Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake, Aur Phir.. . . . Aur Phir . . . De Mutth.. De Mutth.. De Mutth.. Height of Planning: One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!